I was informed by Tater on the way home from school today that he will be "chillaxing" in the basement all evening because he needs some "me time." I was further instructed that his father and I are not to have any contact with him unless it is an emergency, and that means someone better be bleeding.
That's it! This growing up MUST stop! Mama's heart can't take it. Effective immediately Tater will be restricted to a diet of cigarettes and candy in an effort to stunt his growth.
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Cigarettes & candy! You're so funny!
LOL! Chillaxing for some me time is seriously hilarious!
You might also want to try the chocolate covered espresso beans...candy and coffee rolled into one!
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